disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

everyone who reblogged this and said #me but with [some loser who doesnt even come close to keanu reeves] is getting blocked. the only exception is the person who said #me but with winona ryder, youre valid  

“The real star of the day is Eric [t]rump, [trump’s] second son and now the co-head of the [t]rump Organization, who has hosted this event for ten years on behalf of the St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital in Memphis. 

…"The best part about all this, according to Eric [t]rump, is the charity’s efficiency: Because he can get his family’s golf course for free and have most of the other costs donated, virtually all the money contributed will go toward helping kids with cancer. ‘We get to use our assets 100% free of charge,’ [t]rump tells Forbes.

“That’s not the case. In reviewing filings from the Eric [t]rump Foundation and other charities, it’s clear that the course wasn’t free–that the [t]rump Organization received payments for its use, part of more than $1.2 million that has no documented recipients past the [t]rump Organization. Golf charity experts say the listed expenses defy any reasonable cost justification for a one-day golf tournament.

…"Additionally, the Donald J. [t]rump Foundation, which has come under previous scrutiny for self-dealing and advancing the interests of its namesake rather than those of charity, apparently used the Eric [t]rump Foundation to funnel $100,000 in donations into revenue for the [t]rump Organization.

“And while donors to the Eric [t]rump Foundation were told their money was going to help sick kids, more than $500,000 was re-donated to other charities, many of which were connected to [t]rump family members or interests, including at least four groups that subsequently paid to hold golf tournaments at [t]rump courses.

…”[T]he person who specifically commanded that the for-profit [t]rump Organization start billing hundreds of thousands of dollars to the nonprofit Eric [t]rump Foundation, according to two people directly involved, was none other than the current [ersatz] president of the United States, Donald [t]rump.“

How did this get 176 notes?

I guess music puns just might be my forte.

“I… Suppose we did?  Is that a problem?”

“Er, not exactly.  It can be redone. though it’s not gonna be fun.  But my people do that to ourselves on purpose.  It’s self-ornamental…  I don’t know the word.  We decorate ourselves with small stones and bits of shaped metal or plastic.”

“Oh!!  I’m sorry, that’s a fairly rare behavior among sapients.  Why, if I may ask?”

“uh.  It…  Looks cool?  I guess?”

“…My experience with humans is limited, but I gather that’s the reason for many of your behaviors.”